THIS OR THAT

ONE - [pie or cake] - cake.
TWO - [straight hair or curly hair] - straight.
THREE - [soda or juice] - soda.
FOUR - [body wash or bar of soap] - body wash.
FIVE - [movie theatre or movie at home] - movie theatre.
SIX - [popcorn or candy] - candy.
SEVEN - [candles or light bulbs] - light bulb.
EIGHT - [pacsun or zumiez] - pacsun. what the hell is zumiez?
NINE - [blue or pink] -  blue.
TEN - [squirrel or chipmunk] - chipmunk.
ELEVEN - [burger or hot dog] - hot dog.
TWELVE - [australia or england] - australia.
THIRTEEN - [city or beach] - beach.
FOURTEEN - [car or truck] - car.
FIFTEEN - [home phone or cell phone] - cell phone.

HAVE YOU EVER

ONE - [seen a penguin] - yes.
TWO - [written on your hand] - yes.
THREE - [been in a desert] - no.
FOUR - [caught a fish] - yes.
FIVE - [gone skiing] - yes.
SIX - [been in a hottub] - yes.
SEVEN - [been covered in duct tape] - not covered, o.O ouch.
EIGHT - [bitch slapped someone] -  yes.
NINE - [broken a heart] - i doubt it.
TEN - [called the police] - no.
ELEVEN - [been to water safari] - no.
TWELVE - [stolen candy from little kids] - no.
THIRTEEN - [made a pizza] - yes.
FOURTEEN - [milked a cow] - no.
FIFTEEN - [squeezed a rock] - no.